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This conspiracy has been hidden in the shadows for too long.
If you've ever eaten a banana pepper, a cherry pepper, a grape tomatoe, or a cherry tomatoe, then you have been subjected to the influence of freppers.
Like the existance of North Dakota, this anomaly is not necessarily bad. Freppers are very tasty. And as I tend to avoid tomatoes, i am not subject to their effects.
A frepper is, obviously, a pepper named after a fruit.
There is a distinct line between fruits and vegetables. They try to confuse you and tell you a tomatoe's a fruit and that it's spelled tomato, but they lie. If you think it's a veggie-table, then it is. And vice versa.
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Be aware that these tricky freppers with identity crisises (sp?) trying to be fruits are in fact, freppers, as are tomatoes that attempt this.
Adieu frepper. be a lert frepper. the world needs more freppers. i mean lerts
and freppers cannot take frepper over your frepper brain frepper. dont worry
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