WARNING: we are being breached...no not breifed, were with the press dont press!...

sorry

lets try this again

WARNING:WE ARE BEING BREACHED

this morning as i was fixing cereal for my incompetent sister i noticed a dangerous substance in our pantry

thats right, marshmellows

an entire bag just sitting there seemingly innocent on the shelf

along side it were a box of graham crackers and bless their chocolaty souls some hershy bars no doubt trying in vain to subdue the evil sugary puffs.

i did the only thing i could, i told my sister to skip cereal and we destroyed the marshmellows and graham crackers, i took care of the hershy bars...*munch munch*

so here is the message, we are all in danger marshmellows are invaiding our homes, we have reason to believe that they are controlling our parents due to the fact that mine seemed extremely upset at the rightful destruction of the marshmellows.

keep your erasers and pretzels with you at all times. it also wouldnt hurt to have a piece of styrofoam or two.

oh and to aqualyssa...cherry flavored crocodile sneezes...i fear the worst